In todays if not more, at least
half of the movies churned out by Hollywood make me feel that they have
seriously run out of ideas. First it was Spiderman (Reboot) which broke my
heart and now this one – one of the most loved Robocop movies of our times had
to be messed again in the name of a remake. Twenty minutes into the movie and I
precisely knew where it was going, how its gonna go there and where exactly it’s
going to end, of course it’s a remake so it has to be same isn’t it? I kept
wishing that they must have done something better this time what they missed almost
three decades back but it was futile, they even removed the stylish way he used
to remove his gun from his side pocket. And then to my amazement and shock –
what the fuck (Forgive me for using that word) was Samuel L Jackson doing in
this movie? Couldn’t believe my eyes and then came another shocker – the scientist
who made the Robocop was none other than one of my favorite actors in a
thankless role – Gary Oldman, oh my god! What a blunder and the tycoon behind
all that was none other but Michael Keaton – now that trio will make me this
movie give at least a one star rating for sure – if nothing else worked – they were
definitely the saving grace. There is no action whatsoever to impress anyone
and I am amazed the sound Robocop makes even in 21st century – I guess
hydraulics should make less noise and they have made so many grave mistakes
that I stopped noticing after one point. It is in the end a forgettable and
tiring affair – been there done that formula of a cop getting injured while on
duty, gets turned into a Robocop (half machine half human), machine takes over
the control but in the end humanity has to win anyways. Sheer waste of time,
money and talent – this movie is and I will rate it 1/5 and will highly
recommend my friends from staying away from this sheer crap. I would rather
recommend its original – if you haven’t seen it yet, give it a shot and I
guarantee you that you will love it.
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